Name is Frank. Buuuh. Here are some things I like, usually funny, interspersed with whatever comes to mind, sometimes sad, oh no!

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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whomthegodswoulddestroy:

I can’t stop fucking laughing.

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

I can’t stop fucking laughing.

(Source: thearter)

shinda80sbaby:

Influence

shinda80sbaby:

Influence

(Source: memewhore)

hocotate-civ:

Gotcha, slick.

blackrain707:

look at this cute lil walrus shit oh my god

blackrain707:

look at this cute lil walrus shit oh my god

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

(Source: tymothius)

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

—A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.